Say WHAT?! v.3

Curren: Mom, what band is this?
Me: It's Stone Temple Pilots
Curren: ..ohhhh I like Stone Temple Pirates.

Me:Curren today is sister's special day, it's her birthday and our friends are all coming over to celebrate, are you excited?
Curren: NO it's not HER special day! IT'S MY SPECIAL DAY!
Me: ooook this is going to go really well.

Curren: mom i need a half pipe for my tricycle
Me: WHAT?!

while watching a animal show..
Me: curren is that a parrot?
Curren: no mom, it's a tropical bird!

while sitting on my lap..
Curren: mom you need to go shave your legs, your prickly like a porcupine

comes running out of the bathroom...
Curren: i just need some PRIVACY! 
Me: Curren no one is anywhere near you.

Curren: mom, cover me up with the blanket, go count to 3, then come find me.
Me: we really need to go over how this game works.

i translated all of this for you because curren says all of his C's=T's J's=D's G's=D's and H's = F's

in 2 months my little guy will be 3!