Say What?! Crazy things Curren says Volume 3

The ALWAYS entertaining CURRBALL strikes again!

ME: Curren, what do you want to be for halloween (without missing a beat)
Curren: a tyrasharkadactyl. little arms, big teeth, and wings.

while trying to explain God to him...
Curren:so where does God live?
Me: heaven
Curren: in the clouds?
Me: yes
Curren: how does he come down? does he have a parachute?
Me: .....yes, yes he does.

mom i'm hungry
what do you want- a sandwich?
yes
turkey and cheese?
no

peanut butter and honey?

no

peanut butter and jelly?
no
peanut butter and banana?
no
i want a sandwich with a whooooole bunch of peanut butter and syrup..PLEASE!

Curren: mom, i am going to make a petting zoo with snakes and whales
Me: oh really? you think you will have very many customers?
Curren: oh yes, my snakes are nice snakes.

while feeling baby brother kick..
Me: curren you can talk to brother, he can hear you
Curren: "HI BABY BROTHER!!!"
Me: he's not saying 'someping', mom- he is quiet.

Curren: mom i want my baby brother to come out so i can pet him. how does he come out? where does he come out of??
Me: (not ready to embark on this conversation) ummm...my belly button, babies come out of Mommy's belly buttons.

Mom..there is someping (how he says something) wrong with your jammie pants..your tummy and booty are coming out! (making me feel like a real TEN while carrying my third child in three years. ugh, toddler honesty)

Curren: MOM! The TV needs new BALERIES (batteries), it's not working.

Happy Tuesdee!

what is at my feet while typing this..