Say WHAT?!

Kids say the craziest stuff, I love hearing about funny stuff toddlers pop out of their mouths. Maybe you do to? Over the past week I jotted down some sweet treats for you. He's really into saying "probably".. Enjoy a minute in the mind of Curren:

- "MOM  I want to give you a heart attack!"
(jumping from our desk to our bed...whenever he's doing dangerous things i tell him he's going to give me a heart attack)

-"Mom where are all my Alpacas?"
me: "you don't have any Alpacas bud"
"yes i do, they are probably in my cave with my Llama."'
me: "you're watching too much Diego"

- "my iPAD is home!" (when Ryan got home from work..kinda sad i know haha)

-"Mom, what are you doing?"
me: "cleaning up your toys, the carpet cleaner is coming"
"what's his name"
me: "i'm not sure, i haven't met him before"
"He's probably a rescue man, from the mountains"
me: "yes, most likely."

-BEDTIME SCENARIO-
-"Goodnight Mom, you're my favorite boy in the whole world, you're getting so big"
(what Ryan always says to him)
SAVED THE BEST FOR LAST, don't even worry..
-AT A BBQ- Ryan is sitting in a chair with a beer, chillin...and Curren says this, no joke & we have witnesses...

-Curren grabs a pillow puts it behind Ryan's back and says "Sit back and Relax Dad" and tips him back into the chair! We were dying, I have no idea where that came from.

What are some funny things you've heard kids say? So entertaining.