Grocery store shopping with two kids is not something I like to call fun, going to play dates-fun, Club House-fun, parks-fun Grocery store NO BUENO. I set up the scene so Finley would be falling asleep just as we get into town, I can set her on the cart, put Curren in the big part and get my Milk, Pumpkin Bread Mix (for Curren's preschool class), cheese, cereal (the meal of moms), and crushed tomatoes. Get the cart, put Fin in...Curren is screaming cause he wants to sit in the front...blah blah I convince him that he will get a treat if he shuts his pie hole. Sweet. Rattle Rattle goes the cart putting Fin into an even deeper sleep...success....DINK hit the curb going into the store, baby wakes up crying. EFFFFF! Curren starts grabbing whatever he can get his paws on, survival mode at this point, get the SHIZ and get OUT! Get to the checking line, curren is quiet with his sucker, Fin still crying....slide my card...debit...no cash back..put my card back..."can you slide your card again"? SERIOUSLY?? Curren wants another sucker...slide my card...no cash back...baby screaming...would you like to donate to breast cancer? i hit the NO I CAN BARELY PURCHASE THESE GROCERIES button. "would you like to donate to breast cancer today?" me-"why do you guys have a button, and then ask anyways?? no i don't!" grab receipt slam kids into car and go home.
i'm a dick i should have donated to breast cancer.
awww i forgot the MFing pumpkin bread mix!
HHHaaaaahahah! It's funnier when you read it, but when your experiencing it not so much. You are a great writer. You should save your posts and make book one day.
ReplyDeleteIt's def funnier reading it!!
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